Friday, November 30, 2007

Lol Peterson

secret by Drew Peterson? (as told to Ryan Kohl)

I don't get it.

U findz relijunz

Secret and photo by FunnyCatsPictures

i'z hoomiliayted by mai normuss man boobs

Secret and photo by Jolene Oldham

we purrz on ur lap an liz ur face wen u iz sad

Secret and photo by Lauren Baker

REZULTZ: Caption Contest FOAR

Congrats to Genevieve!

Secret by Genevieve photo by Beau B


"iz tell u iz a pothead so u thinx iz cool....
doan noz whut pot is tho" by Alexis

"Iz has found balens wiffout u" by Kristin


Thx 2 all teh ppl who participated. Anudder contest sooon!

evaree dai ai waitz foar yu to comez hoam...

secret by Scotty photo by Macinate

Paprazi luvs meh

photo and secret by Larry

Thursday, November 29, 2007

I mekk myselfs pretty so u won't c...

Secret by Sarah Photo by RBerteig

whenever we iz togever

Secret and photo by coolnamehere

we sumtimz wsh

Secret and photo by TM

i took dose picturs

Secret by alden Photo by Fanch the System

Caption Contest Number FOAR

Capshun Cat.....

....Iz emailing secret capshunz to secretburger AT gmail DOT com

Todaiz pikshur is:

And iz brawt 2 u bai Beau B

GOOD LUX!!!! Capshinz are due by noon on Friday, November 30. TEH LAST DAY OV NOVEMBAR EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cants beleev

Secret by Stephanie Photo by jsc*

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Big & scaaary wurld

Secret by Hex Photo by momonawire

to bee hunest

Secret and photo by Robert

shur Iz niceguy

Secret by Hex Photo by vincent_vega_lives

its EZer to stok u

Secret by alden Photo by yngrich

is mai favurit froot nao

Secret by Hex Photo by Axel

ferapist say

Secret by Hex Photo by Kisslinger

got bukeeni wax n nips peersd 2 pleez u

Secret by furbaby Photo by Mandy

Sean Taylor

Secret by Redskins fan Photo by suvajack

Tuesday, November 27, 2007


Secret by Hex Photo by Ben Dickson

i can has mah secrit plases.

Secret by Hex Photo by BJ and Tony

sumtimes i sleeps wif mai massage therapist

Secret by berb Photo by drienne

ah don evar wanna wake up nemoar.

Secret by Hex Photo by MyNameIsLegion

mai frenz wud hat me

Secret by alden Photo by Lorri37


Secret by Hex Photo by MyNameIsLegion

Aiz iz a descendant of Da Firestarter

Secret and photo by The Shipwreck

when u calls my name

Secret by Pez Photo by Sarah

Monday, November 26, 2007

Tell girlfriend i's too tired for sex

secret and photo by Jodie

soon i will haz flavur of bakon

secret by dangerouspenguin

I alwayz tells u this teh only balls I needz

secret and photo by Angie

i sneekd into medusin cabnet and took code pillz

secret and photo by Samantha

ppl laff @ me thy say i b freek

secret and photo by Venus258

i ackd lyke i'z hideeng mah fayz...

secret and photo by Samantha

The more you ignore me

secret and photo by Carrie


secret and photo by Julia

Sunday, November 25, 2007

i jus knos ma boss smellz da booz on ma breth

A special runner up in caption contest 3. Thanx for putting together this funneh secret

photo by Leyla secret by Bret

All new secretz tomorrow!!!

Saturday, November 24, 2007

I prefur mai cockoon to ze riel wurlt

Secret and photo by Neila

Friday, November 23, 2007

got pist n slep wiz da bosses wife

Secret by Furbaby Photo by Eric

your emotional baggage

Secret by Spook Photo by Sarah

Too much turkee lol!!!

Secret and photo by Adeana

Thursday, November 22, 2007


Secret and photo by Emily

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

By da tiem you come home

Secret and photo by DeliTelephone

i want 2 satisfy u ...

Secret by Secretburger photo by Belgianchocolate

Caption Contest III - winner

Thx for all ur captions! You guyz has teh funneh.

Teh winnar is Paul! photo by Leyla

Runnerz up:

"when u go 2 workz i sets ur sonicare on hai and sit on it" Robby
"Tap mastered. Teh day I work teh can openar iz teh day I stop needin yoo" Leigh
"todai bendin wtr, 2morro stoppin ur hart" the Lawsons

i tellz teh vets is for back pain

Photo and secret by Sue

2 pleez u

Secret by furbaby Photo by Eric

o i c

Secret by Yida photo by Manatari

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

you thinks your donashuns goes to tempul charitee

Secret and photo by Yida