Thank you to everyone who submitted. We got lotz of reeeeeeeelly funnay submishunz, and we can haz another contest sooooooon, like MONDAY SOON! So keep uzing yore funnie bonezzzz!!!
AND TEH WINNER IZ....
(drum role pleez lol)
"it wuz cute in college when i holds ur hair, but teh drinkin must stop" (Mr Butterworths)
"i iz seeing ur yungr brother nau" (Mark "Bunny" Roberts-Mapp)
"Iz put pills in teh joos, now I makes seks in mowth" (John Roberts)