so den Billy says,

Secret and photo by Holly Nelson

u liked her better

Secret by Madeline L. Photo by Jessica L.

i did ur homework

secret and photo by KCheez

dis tie

photo & secret by carly thompson

Holidaze

Dear lolsecretz reederz,

We hope everyone has a wonderful and relaxing and joyous religious and secular holiday season. We're going to take a few dayz off to eat lots of food with our famileez and drink wine and go skiing (not at the same time) and rest our bodies and brains. And when we return, it will be with a whole new crop of SECRETBURGER ORIGINAL SECRETZ! Keep sending in your hilarious secretz too, and we'll make 2008 a year full of Caturdays.

LUV N LULZ!!!! Thanx for continued support - we literally (not figuratively) could not do this without you!

-SB

MAREE KRISMUSS 2 ALLL!!!!!!!1

Secret by pidge Photo by zanastardust

i luvz u soooo much!

Secret by dooby Photo by Grace

mai beliefs

Secret by sue cat Photo by Taylor Black

i wrapd ur prezentz

Secret and photo by Jessica L.

You sez you washez ur anuz...

secret and photo by Sierra

XMAZ SECRET!!!@!11 iz alone at krissmus

Secret and photo by Adeana

i reali hatez it

photo and secret by Lauren Luft

I no reely bleeve n voodoo

photos and secret by Venus258

iz not gay

photo by Jen secret by Jen's Brother

XMAS SECRETZ@!!!! he had a broad face and round little belly

Secret by pidge Photo by mamchenkov

Trubble

Heyz, we R havin trubble wit blogger 2dai. Sorry 4 so few postz. Moar soon!

XMAS SECRET!!! i haven't bought u NE prezents

photo and secret by sarah

Doggie Caption Contest Winnerz!!!@!

Thanks for all your funny secretz. The winner this time was Mr. Butterworths! Congratulations!

secret by Mr. Butterworths photo by Ninjapoodles
I don't get it.

Runnarz-upp!

"Just becuz of u haz teh same whiskurs does not mean we is rilly ur fambly...
We founded u in cardbord box on teh front pourch five yeers agow"
by Robin Jacks

"and finaly my transformation will be complete, all that is required are your brainsssss"
by Lucas

mai reel face ...

secret by secretburger photo by riot jane

seekritly I glad u caught me

secret and photo by Laurie

XMAS SEECRITZ!!1!!!!!! Ah HAET Xmas.

Secret by Hex Photo by MyNameIsLegion

XMAS SECRET!!! I'z only thinking of drinking it

Secret and photo by kate merritt davis

mai lyfe so flat

secret by secretburger picture by t i n a | r a v a l

WEZ R NOT SPEEKIN N E MOAR

Photo by Ariella, secret by Jeff

CAPTION CONTEST WIF DOGGIE STILL ON

Think uv a funnee secret for this photo?
Doan 4get to submit a caption 2 r caption contest!

All submissions due to secretburger AT gmail DOT com by Wednesday at noon!

XMASECRET!!!!! i wishez u haz moar pashun

Secret by Grace photo by Existentist

when wil u realize

secret by Catster Catbox photo by HMsa

i no can control evil inside

Secret by Grace Photo by Chris

i only letz him do dis

Secret by Grace Photo by Chris

teh hungar has returnded

Secret by Antisoc Photo by Mikewise

i coverz tha hole in mai hart

Secret and photo by sue cat

XMAS SECRET!! da holidaz iz badz fr mez

Secret and photo by MP

CAPTION CONTEST: One with a dog!!@!!!

Send your best secret inspired by this photo to secretburger AT gmail DOT com by 12 noon on Wednesday December 19th (that's EST, y'all!)

photo by Ninjapoodles

i not kitty...

Secret and photo by pidge

XMAS SECRET!!@!! I decrate fer X-Mas so yus luv me

Photo and Secret by Allison

i no haz one 2 cuddel wif

Secret by Grace Photo by Chris

mai face

Secret by sue Photo by jeff

XMAS SECRITZ!!!!! bruthr stol mai present

secret by Grace photo by My_Boy_Dodger

I only drinkz entil the payn stopz.

Secret and photo by Lindsey & Alan

yer youf pastor

photo and secret by Heather

XMAS REPEAT FAVE!!!! i'z reely jewish

photo and secret by stepher

mai secrit craigslist secks lief

secret and photo by pidge

oops!

Photo by fillmore photography Secret by Stephanie

i usted to dreem bouts a haus in da burbs

secret and photo by bonni

XMAS repeat FAVE!!! i no mor blievez

secret by Secretburger photo by Wahoowadad

wheneva ah lookz at u

secret and photo by MJ

after 48 hours of cramming for Proper English Usage 100....

Secret by Juan Photo by shister

u luvd ur kar moar thn me

Secret by jesikat photo by Britanny G

iz crawled under yer cabinet to dies

secret and photo by kate merritt davis

o hai...

hello loyal lolsecretz reederz,

we wanted to say HAI and we are still here! we have not forgotten about your wonderful lolsecretz and are still making some of our own. it's a krazeee time for those of us behind secretburger (one is on a business trip all week and the other has FINALZ - do not want!). so while we've been a little slow this past week/end, we're going to keep posting, maybe a little more slowly than we've posted befoar!

ALSO, we want your XMAS and HOLIDAY secretz!! make them WEIRD and FUNNEE. just remember that ALL FAMILIES ARE INSANE and the best secretz are the ones that are close to your heart.

that's what we think anyway!

check back tomorrow for MOAR updatez!!! and coming later this week is ANOTHER CAPSHUN CONTEXT.... HOLIDAY THEME!

luv n lulz,
SB

iz allwayz playin wif mai daddy's feet ...

photo and caption by Andrea

we noes its rong

secret and photo by RedMum

U BETRAYS ME WIF NOTHER

photo and secret by JimK