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the most glorious thing the internet has ever invented. Erin Bradley
What am I looking at?
Lolsecretz is the meeting of two of the internet's most famous memes– anonymous confessions a la PostSecret (the blog where people anonymously confess their deepest darkest secrets) crossed with Lolcat Macros (the phenomenon where people ascribe poorly spelled human emotions to animals). Lolsecretz is satire. Enjoy!
Submit ur secretz!!!!!
Please send your/your pets' secrets as .jpg files to secretburger AT gmail DOT com. You have to have permission to use any photos, and you must include a photo credit. Anonymous pix and images found on Icanhascheezburger? or anywhere else randomly on the net without credits are NOT okay. If you need cat pix, try here. These are all brand new, free to use cat images. Make sure you give us the name of the photographer when you submit, though! The bigger da image, da better. kthxbai!!!
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29 comments:
It's Jessica L. again! That's a picture of my kitty Agrippina with a secret authored my Madeleine L.
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seems like a pretty big revelation to me! It's all about the personal concept of "human" obviously
Dude, no. These don't have to be real secrets. They're meant to be PostSecrets as written by cats, not PostSecrets in LOLkitty format. It's the cat in the picture talking, is my point. They just don't quite get the "anonymity" concept. Because they're cats.
And that way, if someone does put a real secret in there, it adds another layer of awesome and unexpected sublimeness. It makes it someone who has a secret pretending to be someone who doesn't have a secret pretending to be a cat who thinks she has a secret but doesn't really because she's a cat and has poor understanding of linguistics & social interaction and tends to blab everything out anyway. Misspelled. In allcaps. That's why it's awesome.
ok, so the cat doesn't really have a blog? damn.
what about all the cats on here who had aborshuns? Those are fake secrits 2??
(Stu shhhhh! we jus pretenz no reel secritz 2 fool hte hoomunz\ iS more secriter tha wayz!)
Well said, Natalie!
And none of you will EVAR know if Agrippina writes the blog or me. Muhahahahaha!
I don't understand... are LOLsecretz supposed to be human secrets? I thought that they were supposed to be of cats, therefore mocking the entire concept of posting secrets, not just the secrets themselves? It just doesn't seem very satirical to me to have a real, poorly written, human secret on a picture of a cat...
As long as cats are telling me ridiculous things about themselves, I'm happy!
reederz don cair if ur hooman,
as long as u post lotsa posts!
I can haz moar posts? PLZ?
k,thx,bai!
In the words of many LOLCat viewers before me...
POST SOME FUCKIN' CATS!
hey, for some reason blogger has us under "review" as a "spam blog," and we can't get in to do any more posts until they unlock us.
Just FYI, the cat in my picture actually does do lesbian porn. Lesbian cat porn. And her husband actually doesn't know about it. It's totally a real secret.
(The other secret is that her husband is a dog, but she's still too ashamed to admit that one, even in an anonymous forum. We can only hope that thanks to sites like this one, someday all of teh kittehs will be free from teh shamez, and walk through life with their heads held high)
We can haz updates?
When r blogger 2 stop bein assholez plz?
Is there anything we can do to help Blogger make a decision?? Email campaign? Torching the googleplex??
wtf MOAR LOLSECRECTZ kthxbai
Kristina, we have no idea what to do. the trouble with blogger is that it's almost entirely automated. a robot decided we were a spam blog and a robot is the only person we can talk to about it. a friendly non-robot at google contacted us months ago about another problem, but he's on sabattical now for two months, so we're sort of left to the robots' devices. Anyone know anyone at blogger that we can get in touch with?
blogger blows. like legitimately. they had shut down my blog for a solid week because they thought i was spam. not cool. good luck.
i miss lolsecretz. :(
maibe we can post secritz in commentz? or is that opening a pandora's box of unvetted content, sure to invite horror and calumny into this holy and most wonderful space? ack hairball chhhok kthxbai
wifout teh sekeritz mai life hurts.
:(
mai sekrit iz I HAZ MERDURED BLOGGER!
(onlee in a dreem, tho. not fur reels).
blogger: come on! w.t.f?
Why no more updatez?????
whare haz u gone 2?
What is a spam blog anyway?
for me,,your blog is okay...as long as you have express your thoughts...The hell what people say,,that is your own point of view..
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