Friday, January 4, 2008

Mah reederz...

32 comments:

Jessica said...

It's Jessica L. again! That's a picture of my kitty Agrippina with a secret authored my Madeleine L.

Dovydas said...

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Melanie said...
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Rachel said...

seems like a pretty big revelation to me! It's all about the personal concept of "human" obviously

Natalie said...

Dude, no. These don't have to be real secrets. They're meant to be PostSecrets as written by cats, not PostSecrets in LOLkitty format. It's the cat in the picture talking, is my point. They just don't quite get the "anonymity" concept. Because they're cats.

And that way, if someone does put a real secret in there, it adds another layer of awesome and unexpected sublimeness. It makes it someone who has a secret pretending to be someone who doesn't have a secret pretending to be a cat who thinks she has a secret but doesn't really because she's a cat and has poor understanding of linguistics & social interaction and tends to blab everything out anyway. Misspelled. In allcaps. That's why it's awesome.

stew said...

ok, so the cat doesn't really have a blog? damn.

what about all the cats on here who had aborshuns? Those are fake secrits 2??

Natalie said...

(Stu shhhhh! we jus pretenz no reel secritz 2 fool hte hoomunz\ iS more secriter tha wayz!)

Jessica said...

Well said, Natalie!

And none of you will EVAR know if Agrippina writes the blog or me. Muhahahahaha!

Madeleine said...

I don't understand... are LOLsecretz supposed to be human secrets? I thought that they were supposed to be of cats, therefore mocking the entire concept of posting secrets, not just the secrets themselves? It just doesn't seem very satirical to me to have a real, poorly written, human secret on a picture of a cat...

As long as cats are telling me ridiculous things about themselves, I'm happy!

mog78 said...

reederz don cair if ur hooman,
as long as u post lotsa posts!

Starfish, darling! said...

I can haz moar posts? PLZ?

k,thx,bai!

Richard said...

In the words of many LOLCat viewers before me...

POST SOME FUCKIN' CATS!

secretburger said...

hey, for some reason blogger has us under "review" as a "spam blog," and we can't get in to do any more posts until they unlock us.

JordanBaker said...

Just FYI, the cat in my picture actually does do lesbian porn. Lesbian cat porn. And her husband actually doesn't know about it. It's totally a real secret.

(The other secret is that her husband is a dog, but she's still too ashamed to admit that one, even in an anonymous forum. We can only hope that thanks to sites like this one, someday all of teh kittehs will be free from teh shamez, and walk through life with their heads held high)

Jessica said...

We can haz updates?

Jessica said...
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rob said...

When r blogger 2 stop bein assholez plz?

Richard said...

Lesbian cat porn? Isn't that slightly redundant?

Either way, it is a whole lotta pussy! :P

Yes, I know, I know. I am a genius! :P

Kristina said...

Is there anything we can do to help Blogger make a decision?? Email campaign? Torching the googleplex??

Paul S. said...

wtf MOAR LOLSECRECTZ kthxbai

secretburger said...

Kristina, we have no idea what to do. the trouble with blogger is that it's almost entirely automated. a robot decided we were a spam blog and a robot is the only person we can talk to about it. a friendly non-robot at google contacted us months ago about another problem, but he's on sabattical now for two months, so we're sort of left to the robots' devices. Anyone know anyone at blogger that we can get in touch with?

Tequila Mockingbird said...

blogger blows. like legitimately. they had shut down my blog for a solid week because they thought i was spam. not cool. good luck.

jezebel said...

i miss lolsecretz. :(

stew said...

maibe we can post secritz in commentz? or is that opening a pandora's box of unvetted content, sure to invite horror and calumny into this holy and most wonderful space? ack hairball chhhok kthxbai

jesi said...

wifout teh sekeritz mai life hurts.

:(

rob said...

How come fucking spam blogs never seem to get flagged as spam blogs?

frogboots said...

mai sekrit iz I HAZ MERDURED BLOGGER!

(onlee in a dreem, tho. not fur reels).

blogger: come on! w.t.f?

Lola said...

Why no more updatez?????

Stargazer said...

whare haz u gone 2?

Joshua said...

What is a spam blog anyway?

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